Gaz-Metal's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[New Level of Hatred]

Bass

A NEW LEVEL! OF CONFIDENCE! AND POWER!!!!
If you ever need a bassist I can do it with my mouth.

[Groove that Chools your Bools]

Smell My Penis

That reminded me of something dead bad but I couldn't put my dick on it.

[GoreBastard Tribute]

Gore Cunt

Nice tribute to my stupid little brother. If I did a tribute to him I would sing..."Glen you little faggot I'm gonna beat you up!!!!"
Anyway, great work but don't go making his head any bigger!!!

Haaa ha ha!!

[I Feed My Shit to Zombies]

Jeah

That was weird, cool ans it scared the shit out of me too! Excellent work!

I-Will-Defy responds:

Cheers Gaz.

[boredoom!]

Dun dun dun!!!

Some great Dun dun dun dunna dunna dunna action going on there! If that music was a Mortal Kombat character ir would be Raiden and it would beat the shit out of the last boss!

DarKsidE555 responds:

Mortal Kombat is teh shit! Would be cool to hear my shit in a Mortal Kombat game. lolerz. Thanks for the review Gaz!

[Brutal Melody]

Orrible Little Sod

Heres one of those letter poem things...

Bums are what you stick your dick up
Rectums are what your bellend scrapes
Reaching up the filthy shpincters
Uranus is your favorite planet
Through the turd tunnel your dick goes
Anus hole expands cos your dicks always up it
Lads bums you prefare over girls

More mens bums you want to bum
Euuuurrrrrgggghhhh you kweer
Lots of bums you've stuck your dick up
Orrible little sod!
Dicks arent meant to go up bum holes
You bum boys

PS - I heard an F-Zero riff in that tune.

GoreBastard responds:

1'st of all:

HAHAHAHAHA That poem is cool. Maybe I'll make a song out of it called, Dicks and Bums!

2nd of all:
Fuck off! There's no F-Zero riff in here! Someone else said that, and you are both, as Arnie would say...WROUNG!

[B.F.D.]

Scrotum

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GoreBastard responds:

Fuckinell!
:-D

[Brutal Fuck-Death (Vocals)]

Kick Women In Their Cunts

This song tells me to kick women as hard as I can in their cunts. ROOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!

GoreBastard responds:

Satan made me make it.

[Savage Acts of Vengeance]

Viking Crown

There was a bit in the middle that reminded me of The Long And Mighty Reign of Satan by Viking Crown. Smell my feaces.

[Rot in Fucking Hell Short Riff]

Pope

Rot in fucking hell pope! Remember that and you got loads of shit? Haaa ha ha!

ManSpider responds:

Haha, that was funny as fuck. I can't wait till the next famouse person dies so I can take the piss out of them aswell!