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Gaz-Metal

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Darth Bollocks

Have you seen how gay Anakin Skywalker looks in the new Star Wars films? He looks like a right shit stabber. As if someone like him would turn into Darth Vader!
Anyway, great work!!!!

jarrydn responds:

Dude, he looked so totally gay :P

I guess we all know who Luke takes after ;D

Thanks for the review :)

Molotov

This music inspired me to go to Russia. Everyone who I met, their names ended with the letters "OV." How come everyone from Russia's name ends with the letters "OV?" At least their second names do anyway. I met a guy called Popov and Popov popped a boner when he heard this music. I also popped a boner when I heard this music and then I started beating my boner against my belly then I said to my brother "guess what this noise is?"

jarrydn responds:

You rule :P

3 Eyes

Imagine having 100 eyes! I have only got 3 eyes. My 2 normal eyes and my japs eye. Piss comes out of my japs eye and sometimes it takes a look up boys bums... I mean women's fannies. Ooops.
Enough of these ramblings! Great music you sunuva! Time to knock my brother Gore Bastard off his podium!

jarrydn responds:

You're so deliciously random :P

Band

As it says in the bible, Matthew 17:24 - Hurry up and start or join a band you gay lord.
You should do a Double Dragon cover but add vocals singing about fighting and special moves and you should sing about Chin. And you should do a song where at the end you grunt UUURRGGGGHHHHHH loads of times.
You Mark Barney Greenway bastard.

GoreBastard responds:

Thanks brother. I wish my voice was as god as Mark "Barney" Greenway's. Then I would get all the bitches!

Also, eat my pubes.

Well Ace!

That's well cool. Those lyrics are cool too plus they rhyme. Don't think your not a thick bastard though cos you still are.
I got this song transplanted into my bowels so now everytime I have a shit this song plays out of my farthole. Also fart noises still come out.

GoreBastard responds:

Hahahaha! Thanks Gaz.
This song is cool. My vocals were a bit quiet, but when I'm alone, I can do much better. I need a fucking band. NOW!

Sticktorture_United, You fucker! if you lived near me, we would both form a band and slay the world!

0 Voter

I am a zero voter. I vote 0 on songs so that my tracks get higher up the charts and I am offended at all the name calling you throw at me and my kind!
Ha ha ha! This music makes my brain make me hunt down zero voters and put their guts in a fucking pan.

GoreBastard responds:

Hahahaha! Guts in the Pan is what I called one of my old MIDI songs that I used to make before I got the guitar thingy. This one is better though!

Kweeeeeeeeeeeeeer!

That guitar laughing at the end was funny as fuck and you are a gay.

GoreBastard responds:

You're even gayer than me, which makes you a gay. A big selly gay.

Fatties

This song makes me want to have sex with fat ladies. Hang on, I want to have sex with fat ladies anyway so this music doesn't make me want to do anything.
You only make this music because it's the only way to release your shit stabbingness without stabbing shit.

GoreBastard responds:

Why don't you just Han Solo fuck off back to whence you came, or I will have a shit, mould it into the shape of a spike, freeze it, then stab you with my frozen knife shit... Then we'll see who's the shit stabber, then we'll see.

Knob Head

You stupid knob head.

GoreBastard responds:

You're a dick head, I'm not a dick head.

The Cunt

That guy said remake The Hunt. That was the best song Sepultura ever did and it was a cover too. Do as that guy says or I will force Ste Taylor at gunpoint to stick his willy up your bunghole.

GoreBastard responds:

Fuck you, you don't even like Beneath the Remains, because you think it's all the same... Fucking gay, Im gonna cover that whole fucking album, then we'll see who's laughing, WHO'S LAUGHING NOW GAZ, EH. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW....

I am Gaz, son of Gloin.

Gareth Alan @Gaz-Metal

Age 43, Male

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North West England

Joined on 9/23/04

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