Gaz-Metal's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Thrown into a Pit of Fire]

Freight Train

Do you have the will, the skill, the heart to be a winner?

GoreBastard responds:

Are you a Gladiator. YES I AM YOU FUCKING GAY. I COULD KICK SHADOW'S ARSE ANYDAY.

That rhymed.

[Snapped in Fucking Half Again]

Doc

Great Scott!!! That music hit 88 miles per hour!!! That music created 1.21 jiggawatts of electricity!!!

GoreBastard responds:

1.21 JIGAWATS!!! It can't be done, there's just now way. Impossible.

[(GoreBastard) It Grows Inside]

Proud

Your music is cool and I am proud of you little brother.

GoreBastard responds:

Tell me something I don't know you spack! I mean, thanks duder.

[Mega Pissed Off!]

Shit

If you hadn't have wiped your bum with your own undies and then flushed them down the toilet so that your mum wouldn't find out, this music would never have been made.

GoreBastard responds:

Hahahaaa! Fuck you, I was only about 4 years old! And yes, everytime I make music, I think about that incident for inspiration...

[Infestation (Terrorizer Cover)]

Piss Stain

This music made me realize that I have about 5 different shades of piss stains in my undies. I'd better change them.

GoreBastard responds:

Yes you'd better, because if you heared the original version, you'd have another stain in your pants.

[GoreBastard Loop2 (12 seconds)]

Gore

My computer died leaving me offline for a week and when I get back online I find 100 new Gorebastard tunes. If you had a dad, you would just be called Gore.

GoreBastard responds:

Haaaa, This tune is shit, it gets annoying as fuck the 20'th time round!

[Old School Metal 80s HairGore!]

Smelly Cow

Your favorite artist is HR Giger because he always draws dicks on things.

GoreBastard responds:

Hahahaha. So what, he is funny as hell. Your favourite artist is James Bond, because you are a lover of men.

[Pathways (GoreBastard) (_8n(')]

kweeeeeeeeeeeeeer!

I have a focks and it lives in a bocks.
This music tries to stop me from wanting to fuck fat bitches, but it fails because I still want to fuck fat bitches.

GoreBastard responds:

That's because there's subliminal messages in the song saying, "fuck a fat bitch Gaz_Metal, fuck one now".

[Risen From the Fukin' Cemetary]

Cem

I rose from the cemetary once. I got a boner.

GoreBastard responds:

I rose from the cemetary once. I got a boner.
Oh thats what you said, I mean I just found out that I got herpes and AIDS at the same time from fucking a retard.

[Axe Death - Here's Johnny]

Offensive

This music offends me.

GoreBastard responds:

Hahaha! Suck on Santa's sack you big smelly spack!!!!!!