Gaz-Metal's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Armed with Rage]

Armed

What's it like having Rage for arms? This music is better than New Cillit Bang! Look what it did to a penny!

GoreBastard responds:

Thanks. This song is based on cock demons of hell.

[Detonate]

Faggots

Anyone who gives less than 4/5 on this music is a shit stabbing gay lord. This music is strong enough to kill germs - DEAD!

GoreBastard responds:

Yeah, there are many shit stabbing gay lords around on Newgrounds so this will probably get a shit score. D'oh

[Evil Doom Squad Bastards!]

Scrote

If this music was in the factory where humans where built, it would be played in the part where the bollocks are made.

Get some proper drums you kweer and join or start a band before I Ripper Owens you a new arsehole.

GoreBastard responds:

I can't form a band because all our friends are gay wads that can't play instruments... Especially you, you gay-wad.

[Stolen Souls]

Kweeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

Your music sounds worse than your mum's farts in the bath. You put your mouth around your mum's bum when she farts in the bath, then you kiss your dead dad with your fart breath. Ha ha ha!!!

Cool music you sonuva!

GoreBastard responds:

erm... Thanks?

[Patronising Cunt]

Diggle Wiggle Wee

Whoever patronised you must have been a right cunt to make you make a tune like that. Why don't you rip out the patronising cunt's throat?

GoreBastard responds:

Hahahaha! Yes, all the managers are cunts... The mellow bit in the middle is where I am getting arrested for killing them, then the Pantera riff is when I break the handcuffs and kill all the cops! MUAHH HA HA HAAARRRR!

[Starfox - Corneria Metalized]

Star Wing Mo Fo

That was cool despite the odd mistake or two. Get some proper drums you kweer.

GoreBastard responds:

Thanks. I've been trying to think of other computer game music to cover lately...
Oh btw... The riff at the end of this one is a Pantera riff from the CFH album.

[Rot in Hell]

Pubes

You tell em Gorebastard! What's the point in downloading heavy metal music when you don't even like metal? Stupid idiots. They should grow some pubes. Haa ha ha!
Anyway, good work.

[Gigantic Eyelash Man.]

Penis

It should be called gigantic Penis man.

[This is Fucking Grindcore]

Band

Glen you spack, why aren't you not in a band yet instead of recording tracks with stupid drum machines? You'd best get in a band or start a band now before I twat you.

GoreBastard responds:

Indeeeeed.

[CastleVania-The Tragic Prince]

Glen

Glen

GoreBastard responds:

Fuck you Gaz! Why didn't you vote 10/10 for my Grindcore song. You call yourself a brother! And now everyone knows my real name is Glen... What a shit name!!!