Gaz-Metal's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rot in Fucking Hell Short Riff]

Pope

Rot in fucking hell pope! Remember that and you got loads of shit? Haaa ha ha!

ManSpider responds:

Haha, that was funny as fuck. I can't wait till the next famouse person dies so I can take the piss out of them aswell!

[Brutal FuckDeath]

Countdown Conundrum

I am Satan and Satan approves of this tune.

ManSpider responds:

Satan is my brother? Well shit the bed!

[GoreBastard Jam]

Powm

Heres a MAN SPIDER powm.

Masturbates over boys
Anally penetrates them
Nobs them

Sucks their dicks
Plays with their willies
Interferes with them
Drags them around by their bollocks
Enters their bumholes
Rapes them!

ManSpider responds:

You are a doom squad bastard. Make more Gaz Metal songs you cock bone.

[Countdown (Channel 4 Cover!!!)]

Shiteley

Richard Whitley would love this... if he wasn't rotting away.

ManSpider responds:

lol, rolf, lmao, haha, yeyeyeye.
I am funny.

[Ultimate Guitar Solo by Satan]

Dun

I was just listening to that and your mum told me to turn it down.

CockRider responds:

Hahahaha. You should have told her to turn her face off.

[Mario has a Fat Fucking Cock]

Frugs

Sounds like Mario's been eating too many magic mushies.

CockRider responds:

lol, lmao, rolf, omg, wtf.
Internet talk is fun.

[OMG. Most Annoying Song Ever.]

Korn

If Korn tried really hard, maybe they could come up with something that good. Korn are shit and that tune is better than any of theirs.
They're not dicks, they're fannies!

CockRider responds:

Cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock. That's what this tune is saying.