Gaz-Metal's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Religious Betrayal]

Shit Dribbles Out of My Sphincter

This song made me scared that god would betray me so I got loads of stones and threw them into the sky. The first 20 stones hit nothing but the 21st stone hit something. Then out of the sky fell God. He landed on his back and broke it and he is now unable to walk forever!!! But he can still fly and he said that he is going to twat me for breaking his back.
Thanks to your music God is a cripple and he also has a stone bruise.

FlameMesial responds:

I threw a stone in the air once - and it hit me in the face. I blamed God for that - that's why I wrote this song. Well, thanks Gaz!!

[13 - Second Loop]

Fight

This music inspired me to go out beating up people who are smaller than me. It was too easy so I moved up to people the same size as me. The music made it easy to defeat them so I moved up to big mother fuckers. Again the music helped me to win easily so I moved up to bears. The bear was defeating me so I rememberd that cool advert where he kicks the bear in the bollocks and copied it. It worked. Thanks to your cool music a bear was kicked in it's massive bollocks.

FlameMesial responds:

Yeah my music can inspire people to do lots of crazy things! I'm glad a bear got kicked in the testicles because recently the bear tried to bite my head off. Little did he know that I have a hard head and I broke all his teeth. Serves him right!! Cheers Dood!!

[Hell's Triplets]

Jeah!

Between them, Hell's triplets have got 6 bollocks. This music inspired me to climb up the highest building in England and piss on the unsuspecting pedestrians below. Little did I know that my piss would rip right through their skulls and now their skulls are full of maggots. Excellent work mofo!!!

FlameMesial responds:

Between them, Hell's Triplets have one dick. This music inspired me to mosh alot more. Little did I know that I just recently broke two toes...of other people. Excellent review mofucker!!