Gaz-Metal's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Black Robes of Grim]

Robes

I don't have any robes so I just walk around with my black pubes of grim. Except my pubes are brown so they are called the brown pubes of grim. That sounded cool. Was that Stephen Hawkins on vocals?

FlameMesial responds:

No it wasn't and basically that's insulted me really. But thanks anyway.

[F-Zero X - Port Town remade]

F Stands For Fuck

Fuck Zero. That's what the F stands for - FUCK! It's time to listen to some Anthrax and Cannibal Corpse and masturbate whilst looking at pictures from www.xlgirls.com JEAH!
Oh by the way, excellent work!!!!

FlameMesial responds:

Hey thanks!

[F-Zero X Port Town (Nintendo)]

JEAH!

F Zero is cool as fuck and anyone who says otherwise should fuck off and grow some pubes. Those mother fuckers! I masturbate to F Zero music. I didn't masturbate to your F Zero music though. I stuck my dick in my computer and fucked it while it was playing. It burned my pubes off so now I'm the one who needs to grow some pubes.

FlameMesial responds:

Yeah you'll wanna listen to the remake for better quality. That computer of yours must be pretty frisky to burn off your pubes. I bet you enjoyed that!!

[11-Second Loop]

Pants Pissed

This music sounds like the sound of someone pissing their pants. "Diddle iddle weeeeeeee."

FlameMesial responds:

Good imagination - but dodgy. I kinda fucked this up really...

[Subdue The Beast]

Mars

The chances of anything coming from Mars is a million to one he says!
This song makes to want to find the creator of Batman and kill his stupid faggot body.

FlameMesial responds:

Good on ya laddy...
I want a piece of the Spiderman creator...

[Roots Bloody Roots -Deathriser]

Roots Fucking Roots

It would be cool if it was called Roots Fucking Roots. My ex was called Ruth and I'd say RUTH!!! FUCKIN' RUTH!!!! Fat cunt.

FlameMesial responds:

RRROOOOOTSS!!!
FUCKIN RRROOOOOTSS!!
RRROOOOOTSS!!!
FUCKIN RRROOOOOTSS!!
RRROOOOOTSS!!!
FUCKIN RRROOOOOTSS!!
RRROOOOOTSS!!!
FUCKIN RRROOOOOTSS!!

I take it you don't like Ruth...

RRRUUTTTTHHHH!!!!
FUCKIN RRRUUTTTTHHHH!!!

THANKS!!
FUCKING THANKS!!

[Zelda O.o.T Gerudo Fortress]

Link

This music has got Spock ears like Link.

FlameMesial responds:

Them ears must be very annoying...

[FUCKIN HELL YEAH!!]

Scrotum Rot

If listening to this music caused a genital wart to sprout on my bollocks I'd listen to it anyway.

FlameMesial responds:

It's a small price to pay!! I'm joking Dood you probably have massive testicles...

[Mosher Music!]

Mosh

That music does make you want to mosh. But can you do the Milano Mosh?

FlameMesial responds:

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