Gaz-Metal's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Built to Last]

Willy

My willy is also built to last and to withstand the pounding of Fat fannies.

GoreBastard responds:

B===========D

[Human Shaped Leech]

Leech

This song reminds me of this ugly bastard at school who's last name was Leech. What a shit last name! Maybe he was a human shaped leech. He was a dick head anyway.

[Crushing Impact of 1,000 Tons]

Dog House

I'm going to crush people because of this song. Also you are in the dog house with your mum. Haaa!

[Arse Kicker]

Arse

Kicking people's arses is cool. Especially negative reviewers... faggots.

[Face Made of Houses and Cars]

Dung

That was a big pile of dog turd... but it was funny.

GoreBastard responds:

Yes... Metaaal!