Gaz-Metal's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Brutal FuckDeath]

Countdown Conundrum

I am Satan and Satan approves of this tune.

ManSpider responds:

Satan is my brother? Well shit the bed!

[GoreBastard Jam]

Powm

Heres a MAN SPIDER powm.

Masturbates over boys
Anally penetrates them
Nobs them

Sucks their dicks
Plays with their willies
Interferes with them
Drags them around by their bollocks
Enters their bumholes
Rapes them!

ManSpider responds:

You are a doom squad bastard. Make more Gaz Metal songs you cock bone.

[Countdown (Channel 4 Cover!!!)]

Shiteley

Richard Whitley would love this... if he wasn't rotting away.

ManSpider responds:

lol, rolf, lmao, haha, yeyeyeye.
I am funny.

[Speeding Rampage]

Rampage

More like Anal Rampage you gay faggot. Ha ha haaaa! Are you going to Liverpool tommoz cos I need you to get me one of those mouth organs for your Grandma? This is the best review you've ever had!
Cool tune. Your dad is dead so he can't hear it.

[Lost in Purgatory]

Kweeeeer

Glen you kweer. I just read Dead Reckoning's review about a collaberation. What happend to our collaberation of doing cover songs. You are a kweer. A kweer and a gay.
Anyway. That was cool. You remind me of a ghost and I am a ghost buster. Prepare to be busted. Busted in your bollocks.

[Ultimate Guitar Solo by Satan]

Dun

I was just listening to that and your mum told me to turn it down.

CockRider responds:

Hahahaha. You should have told her to turn her face off.

[Mario has a Fat Fucking Cock]

Frugs

Sounds like Mario's been eating too many magic mushies.

CockRider responds:

lol, lmao, rolf, omg, wtf.
Internet talk is fun.

[OMG. Most Annoying Song Ever.]

Korn

If Korn tried really hard, maybe they could come up with something that good. Korn are shit and that tune is better than any of theirs.
They're not dicks, they're fannies!

CockRider responds:

Cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock. That's what this tune is saying.