Gaz-Metal's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[London Bridge is Fucked]

Wheel Chair

I hope you kept that wheelchair bound old man who lives next door to you awake all night singing that.

CockRider responds:

Me too. I hate that cunt and I hope he dies.

[I am a Groovy Bastard]

Small

You small dicked bastard. Your diplomatic immunity has just expired. Who is the dickedd now eh?

CockRider responds:

the dick head is you. the dick head is you.

[Your Impending Doom]

I eat green berrets for breakfast

The music came out of my speakers, turned into a man and twatted me. Good job I'm hard as fuck though cos I got up all bloody and threw him out of the window and he landed on a spike. Then I took his car and said "Let's take Your Impending Fucking Doom's car. He wont be needing it."

[VBoFR]

Spider Fingers

This song inspired me to rape spiders but everytime I tried to stick my dick up their cunts or arseholes, I squashed the spider. Damn it!