Fatties
This song makes me want to have sex with fat ladies. Hang on, I want to have sex with fat ladies anyway so this music doesn't make me want to do anything.
You only make this music because it's the only way to release your shit stabbingness without stabbing shit.
Why don't you just Han Solo fuck off back to whence you came, or I will have a shit, mould it into the shape of a spike, freeze it, then stab you with my frozen knife shit... Then we'll see who's the shit stabber, then we'll see.
Knob Head
You stupid knob head.
You're a dick head, I'm not a dick head.
The Cunt
That guy said remake The Hunt. That was the best song Sepultura ever did and it was a cover too. Do as that guy says or I will force Ste Taylor at gunpoint to stick his willy up your bunghole.
Fuck you, you don't even like Beneath the Remains, because you think it's all the same... Fucking gay, Im gonna cover that whole fucking album, then we'll see who's laughing, WHO'S LAUGHING NOW GAZ, EH. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW....
Freight Train
Do you have the will, the skill, the heart to be a winner?
Are you a Gladiator. YES I AM YOU FUCKING GAY. I COULD KICK SHADOW'S ARSE ANYDAY.
That rhymed.
Doc
Great Scott!!! That music hit 88 miles per hour!!! That music created 1.21 jiggawatts of electricity!!!
1.21 JIGAWATS!!! It can't be done, there's just now way. Impossible.
Proud
Your music is cool and I am proud of you little brother.
Tell me something I don't know you spack! I mean, thanks duder.
Shit
If you hadn't have wiped your bum with your own undies and then flushed them down the toilet so that your mum wouldn't find out, this music would never have been made.
Hahahaaa! Fuck you, I was only about 4 years old! And yes, everytime I make music, I think about that incident for inspiration...
Piss Stain
This music made me realize that I have about 5 different shades of piss stains in my undies. I'd better change them.
Yes you'd better, because if you heared the original version, you'd have another stain in your pants.
Gore
My computer died leaving me offline for a week and when I get back online I find 100 new Gorebastard tunes. If you had a dad, you would just be called Gore.
Haaaa, This tune is shit, it gets annoying as fuck the 20'th time round!
Smelly Cow
Your favorite artist is HR Giger because he always draws dicks on things.
Hahahaha. So what, he is funny as hell. Your favourite artist is James Bond, because you are a lover of men.
I am Gaz, son of Gloin.
Age 43, Male
Office Dude
North West England
Joined on 9/23/04
Extreme Case of Decay. 