Gaz-Metal's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Heavy as Fuck Loop 1]

Satan

Satan said this is good. He told me to tell you. Let's crush Baz's skuw!

ManSpider responds:

Indeed. This is a heavy fucking riff.

[Shit in my Face Scat Job Bitch]

Tomb

Get back into your tomb! How come roon isn't spelled romb?

ManSpider responds:

Hahaha, you spack. Now I'm gonna shit in your face.

[Online Band Riff 1]

Pea Tear Griffin

That was cool. Crouching Tiger Hidden Cunt

ManSpider responds:

It was cool as fuck. You cunt.

[Online Band Riff 2]

Tis

Kweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!

ManSpider responds:

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

[Bastard Man's Old School Riff]

Smegadeth - Smeg Ups

Megadeth are better than Metallica.

ManSpider responds:

Yes, they are!

[Provoked to Fucking Kill]

I Killed Fenner!

I killed scrubber!
My new tattoo said that this music is cool!

GoreBastard responds:

Your new tatto is cool. If a woman gets a tattoo on her cunt, is it called a "Twattoo"?

[Riff of Shit]

Riff of Shite

I killed Fenner!!!!

GoreBastard responds:

No, I killed Fenner.

[Another Short Riff of Death]

Woman

If this music was a woman I'd bum it every day and rub my dick in it's face.

GoreBastard responds:

Your dick is quite small. Last time I checked. Which was never.

[Necessary Evil (Napalm Death)]

Barney

You should change your name to Glen "Barney" Houghton. Napalm Death mother fucker!!! That was a cool cover.

GoreBastard responds:

Chors Goroth.
This is the best cover I've done. The drums sound fucking well good.

[Anal Dessecration]

Thick Bastard

What are you talking about? I didn't call you a thick bastard. I thought it was cool and funny you thick bastard. Now you should cover a Status Quo song.

GoreBastard responds:

Haha, no you said something like, stupid bastard. You were joking when you said it, it was funny...
I ain't gonna cover Status Quo Gareth... No... NO!