Gaz-Metal's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Religious Betrayal]

Shit Dribbles Out of My Sphincter

This song made me scared that god would betray me so I got loads of stones and threw them into the sky. The first 20 stones hit nothing but the 21st stone hit something. Then out of the sky fell God. He landed on his back and broke it and he is now unable to walk forever!!! But he can still fly and he said that he is going to twat me for breaking his back.
Thanks to your music God is a cripple and he also has a stone bruise.

FlameMesial responds:

I threw a stone in the air once - and it hit me in the face. I blamed God for that - that's why I wrote this song. Well, thanks Gaz!!

[13 - Second Loop]

Fight

This music inspired me to go out beating up people who are smaller than me. It was too easy so I moved up to people the same size as me. The music made it easy to defeat them so I moved up to big mother fuckers. Again the music helped me to win easily so I moved up to bears. The bear was defeating me so I rememberd that cool advert where he kicks the bear in the bollocks and copied it. It worked. Thanks to your cool music a bear was kicked in it's massive bollocks.

FlameMesial responds:

Yeah my music can inspire people to do lots of crazy things! I'm glad a bear got kicked in the testicles because recently the bear tried to bite my head off. Little did he know that I have a hard head and I broke all his teeth. Serves him right!! Cheers Dood!!

[Hell's Triplets]

Jeah!

Between them, Hell's triplets have got 6 bollocks. This music inspired me to climb up the highest building in England and piss on the unsuspecting pedestrians below. Little did I know that my piss would rip right through their skulls and now their skulls are full of maggots. Excellent work mofo!!!

FlameMesial responds:

Between them, Hell's Triplets have one dick. This music inspired me to mosh alot more. Little did I know that I just recently broke two toes...of other people. Excellent review mofucker!!

[Imperial March...but heavy]

Darth Bollocks

Have you seen how gay Anakin Skywalker looks in the new Star Wars films? He looks like a right shit stabber. As if someone like him would turn into Darth Vader!
Anyway, great work!!!!

jarrydn responds:

Dude, he looked so totally gay :P

I guess we all know who Luke takes after ;D

Thanks for the review :)

[Crushingly Un-Brutal]

Molotov

This music inspired me to go to Russia. Everyone who I met, their names ended with the letters "OV." How come everyone from Russia's name ends with the letters "OV?" At least their second names do anyway. I met a guy called Popov and Popov popped a boner when he heard this music. I also popped a boner when I heard this music and then I started beating my boner against my belly then I said to my brother "guess what this noise is?"

jarrydn responds:

You rule :P

[1000 Eyes (the cool part)]

3 Eyes

Imagine having 100 eyes! I have only got 3 eyes. My 2 normal eyes and my japs eye. Piss comes out of my japs eye and sometimes it takes a look up boys bums... I mean women's fannies. Ooops.
Enough of these ramblings! Great music you sunuva! Time to knock my brother Gore Bastard off his podium!

jarrydn responds:

You're so deliciously random :P

[Killed Again (By Grindcore)]

Band

As it says in the bible, Matthew 17:24 - Hurry up and start or join a band you gay lord.
You should do a Double Dragon cover but add vocals singing about fighting and special moves and you should sing about Chin. And you should do a song where at the end you grunt UUURRGGGGHHHHHH loads of times.
You Mark Barney Greenway bastard.

GoreBastard responds:

Thanks brother. I wish my voice was as god as Mark "Barney" Greenway's. Then I would get all the bitches!

Also, eat my pubes.

[Brutal Fucking Torture (v]

Well Ace!

That's well cool. Those lyrics are cool too plus they rhyme. Don't think your not a thick bastard though cos you still are.
I got this song transplanted into my bowels so now everytime I have a shit this song plays out of my farthole. Also fart noises still come out.

GoreBastard responds:

Hahahaha! Thanks Gaz.
This song is cool. My vocals were a bit quiet, but when I'm alone, I can do much better. I need a fucking band. NOW!

Sticktorture_United, You fucker! if you lived near me, we would both form a band and slay the world!

[Guts in the Pan.]

0 Voter

I am a zero voter. I vote 0 on songs so that my tracks get higher up the charts and I am offended at all the name calling you throw at me and my kind!
Ha ha ha! This music makes my brain make me hunt down zero voters and put their guts in a fucking pan.

GoreBastard responds:

Hahahaha! Guts in the Pan is what I called one of my old MIDI songs that I used to make before I got the guitar thingy. This one is better though!

[Han Guitar Solo Fuck Shit Cunt]

Kweeeeeeeeeeeeeer!

That guitar laughing at the end was funny as fuck and you are a gay.

GoreBastard responds:

You're even gayer than me, which makes you a gay. A big selly gay.