Gaz-Metal's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[I'll Smash Your Fucking Skull]

Buccinator

Vocals complete. I need better recording shit though cos this Micro BR thing is shite!

I'll sever your buccinator just like the terminator!

GoreBastard responds:

Yeah, those MICRO BR's are over-rated as fuck.

[Return of the Bastard]

Kaweer

Return of the gay bastard. Prepare to smell my new cap with a skull on it!

GoreBastard responds:

Make some more Gaz Metal songs you dead bastard...

[Never Ever Again]

Never

Never say never again or James Bond will twat you.

GoreBastard responds:

I am James Bong.
Fucking lolololol...

[Raining Period Blood]

Bog

This title reminds me of the times I go to the toilet and theres a bloody rag in there cos your mum's not flushed the toilet! Dirty bitch! And she moans at me when I leave skidd marks in there!!!

GoreBastard responds:

Hahaha. I uploaded this to the wrong profile by accident. Cunting Newgrounds.

[Face Made of Houses and Cars]

Dung

That was a big pile of dog turd... but it was funny.

GoreBastard responds:

Yes... Metaaal!

[Desert of Dooom]

Cool

I like your reply to that NegativeGuy. Terrorist are gonna hunt you for naming your track that.

GoreBastard responds:

Terrorists are going to hunt me for the name of the song? Just wait till you hear how offensive the lyrics are that I've written for it! hahahaha!

[I Feed My Shit to Zombies]

Jeah

That was weird, cool ans it scared the shit out of me too! Excellent work!

I-Will-Defy responds:

Cheers Gaz.

[boredoom!]

Dun dun dun!!!

Some great Dun dun dun dunna dunna dunna action going on there! If that music was a Mortal Kombat character ir would be Raiden and it would beat the shit out of the last boss!

DarKsidE555 responds:

Mortal Kombat is teh shit! Would be cool to hear my shit in a Mortal Kombat game. lolerz. Thanks for the review Gaz!

[Brutal Melody]

Orrible Little Sod

Heres one of those letter poem things...

Bums are what you stick your dick up
Rectums are what your bellend scrapes
Reaching up the filthy shpincters
Uranus is your favorite planet
Through the turd tunnel your dick goes
Anus hole expands cos your dicks always up it
Lads bums you prefare over girls

More mens bums you want to bum
Euuuurrrrrgggghhhh you kweer
Lots of bums you've stuck your dick up
Orrible little sod!
Dicks arent meant to go up bum holes
You bum boys

PS - I heard an F-Zero riff in that tune.

GoreBastard responds:

1'st of all:

HAHAHAHAHA That poem is cool. Maybe I'll make a song out of it called, Dicks and Bums!

2nd of all:
Fuck off! There's no F-Zero riff in here! Someone else said that, and you are both, as Arnie would say...WROUNG!

[B.F.D.]

Scrotum

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GoreBastard responds:

Fuckinell!
:-D