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[Brutal Fuck-Death (Vocals)]

Kick Women In Their Cunts

This song tells me to kick women as hard as I can in their cunts. ROOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!

GoreBastard responds:

Satan made me make it.

[Rot in Fucking Hell Short Riff]

Pope

Rot in fucking hell pope! Remember that and you got loads of shit? Haaa ha ha!

ManSpider responds:

Haha, that was funny as fuck. I can't wait till the next famouse person dies so I can take the piss out of them aswell!

[Brutal FuckDeath]

Countdown Conundrum

I am Satan and Satan approves of this tune.

ManSpider responds:

Satan is my brother? Well shit the bed!

[GoreBastard Jam]

Powm

Heres a MAN SPIDER powm.

Masturbates over boys
Anally penetrates them
Nobs them

Sucks their dicks
Plays with their willies
Interferes with them
Drags them around by their bollocks
Enters their bumholes
Rapes them!

ManSpider responds:

You are a doom squad bastard. Make more Gaz Metal songs you cock bone.

[Countdown (Channel 4 Cover!!!)]

Shiteley

Richard Whitley would love this... if he wasn't rotting away.

ManSpider responds:

lol, rolf, lmao, haha, yeyeyeye.
I am funny.

[Chained Up]

GORE BASTARDO

Looks like Flame Messiah is your biggest fan Glen Boy. START A BAND AT ONCE!!!!

Heres one of those letter poem things, I dunno what they are called...

Gareth is better than you
Ollthough your music still kicks arse
Retarded is your music
Excretement exits your speakers

Brother Gareth kicks your arse
Also you are a kweeeeeeeer!
Stard your own band for fucks sake!
Twat anyone who gets in the way!
Avenge everyone who heard Korn
Return your penis enlarger to the shop
Dicks go up your bum

GoreBastard responds:

That poem (or as our mum says, poim!), was cool. Even though it didn't rhyme, it was funny indeed. Maybe you should start making your stupid songs again, and you could do that. BUT OH NO, I've still got your microphone!!!

[Gutted, Fucked Sliced n Hooked]

Shake

It sounds like you are roaring and shaking your head really fast at the same time. Roarumbleawwwkwaaaaaronnlyoodldllldodo!
Would you like a sniff of my turds?

GoreBastard responds:

Let me sniff your turds. Yeah, I wasn't even saying anything. Just grunting down the mic. It was funny though.

[Ultimate Guitar Solo by Satan]

Dun

I was just listening to that and your mum told me to turn it down.

CockRider responds:

Hahahaha. You should have told her to turn her face off.

[Mario has a Fat Fucking Cock]

Frugs

Sounds like Mario's been eating too many magic mushies.

CockRider responds:

lol, lmao, rolf, omg, wtf.
Internet talk is fun.

[OMG. Most Annoying Song Ever.]

Korn

If Korn tried really hard, maybe they could come up with something that good. Korn are shit and that tune is better than any of theirs.
They're not dicks, they're fannies!

CockRider responds:

Cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock. That's what this tune is saying.