Gaz-Metal's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sad Realization]

Jeah!

You realized your life was shit when you kept waking up with your knob up your mum's bum and your dead dad's dick in your mouth.

GoreBastard responds:

Hahaha... Eat my cock juice! I bummed your dead dad... HAHAHA

[Rock Bastards from Planet Cock]

Durny Wurny

It was just on the news that Planet Cock has been invaded by Fat Boy Slim faggots. Suicide mission if you ask me. GORE BASTARD!

GoreBastard responds:

Hahaha... That is the best review I've had... ever.

[A Dead Fucking Bitch!]

ROO REW!

What's broke, your arm or your leg?
ROO REW!!!

This song made me unearth a dead fucking bitch and fuck her cold, rotten, maggot ridden cunt. Then it made my face melt like those nazi's on Raiders of The Lost Ark.

GoreBastard responds:

Whaahahaa!!!
Well that was my intent, to get people to do that... Hence the name "A Dead Fucking Bitch"... Jeah Buoooyyyy. It wasn't meant to make your face melt though.

[Cannibal Corpse Riff]

Cannibal Jorpse

This music makes me want to kill some babies and have sex with their upset mum's.

GoreBastard responds:

HAHAHAAA! What about their upset dads? Don't leave them out... Anyway that's probably what the Band intended for people to think when they wrote the song... That's why it's so good!

[Slayer - Raining Blood Cover]

Rain

You should have changed it a little and called it "Raining Wank Juice" instead.

GoreBastard responds:

harrrrrr... Why don't you submit more audio to Newgrounds... your stuff is funny as fuck, but OH NO... I've got your microphone!!!

[Flowing Carpet]

Scrotum Wotum

This music can turn queers into straights.

GoreBastard responds:

HAHAHAHA! Does that mean you are gonna dump your boyfriend... BLEEUURRRGGGHHH!

[Enter Death (Fall to hell)]

Cool

This music inspired me to kidnap Princess Toadstool. I managed to breach her security and I took her to my hideout where I raped her about fifteen or sixteen times.
I was raping her then suddenly I heard this gay voice from behind me then a fireball hit me in the face knocking me halfway across the room. I looked up and it was that fuckin' Mario come to rescue the Princess.
I ran over to him and started punching him, punching him in his face until his skull had collapsed inside his head. He was dead. Dead!
I took Mario's skipping rope from out of his pocket and wrapped it around the Princess's throat and choked her to death at the same time as I raped her, then when she was dead I raped her again.
After that I came back home and listend to your track again and it inspired me to go kidnap Slippy Toad... but that's another story.

GoreBastard responds:

I'm glad my music induces rape, which is what I was going for with this particular song... You should stop doing it though, because it is illegal. I guess I'll have to wait till I submit another track to hear about the Slippy Toad story!

[Wrath of the Bastards]

Pac Man

Your music is cooler than a ghost.

I'm affraid of no ghost!

GoreBastard responds:

If there's something near,
and it don't look good,
who ya gonna call?
GHOST BUSTERS.
Gowsts are cool as fuck.

[Snapped in Fucking Half]

Jeah

There was bat droppings all over my house, so I played this music and it cleaned it all up. Now my house is clean of bat shit thanks to Gore Bastard!

GoreBastard responds:

Good, but if you want your house to be even cleaner try new:
Cillit bang cillit bang cillitcillitcillit bang.

[Completely Fucking Squashed]

Gore Bastard

I played this music to my girlfriend and it was that good her cunt caught fire. Now she is unable to fuck ever again because it hurts her too much but I fuck her anyway. The police call it rape, I call it burnt vadge play. Come and look at my girlfriends burnt twat. Haaa ha ha ha - twat.

GoreBastard responds:

JEAHHHH.